easy way to learn business terms

I've always thought that using analogy and jokes is the best way to learn and this is an easy and unforgettable way to learn and understand business terms.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

That's Direct Marketing.

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You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,

"He's very rich. Marry him."

That's Advertising.

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number.

The next day you call and say, "Hi,I'm very rich. Marry me."

That's Telemarketing.

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You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink.

You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her

a ride, and then say,

"By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"

That's Public Relations.

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You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich."

That's Brand Recognition.

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback !!!!!

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

but you only have a lottery.

that's stock option.

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

but you only have a credit card and debt.

that's accounting fraud(window dressing).

unreleased titles of Resident Evil(aka biohazard) games.

This is a great video collection that consists of all the resident evil aka biohazard games that were being made and then did not fully develop into a game.

As you can see, some were even made into beta versions and then didn't see the light and it makes me sad as a huge RE fan.

My personal favorites are Resident Evil 4 beta and Resident Evil gbc. RE 4 beta reminds me of slient hill and I would have bought Resident Evil gbc version no matter what the rating was.

They should also make a new resident evil online game!

Cartoon about U.S. Education

This is a cartoon about U.S education. It's trying to lead students to places but it's just not working out. Soon, the riches will take private tutoring and stay rich by becoming educated while the poor can study hard but will fail and stay poor unless the US education changes.

chilling cartoon about environmental pollution in the world.

This is a very chilling cartoon about environmental pollution.

If you can't understand what's going on in the cartoon, read the interpretation:
There is a monkey who finds a dinosaur bones by a rock.

The monkey hears a story of dinosaurs from the rock who has been there for millions of years.

The monkey dreams about the dinosaurs that night in which he was first scared of their enormous sizes but befriends them and has fun.

The monkey hears from a bird that there are enormous giants living out of the forest and the monkey thinks they are the dinosaurs who were thought to be extinct and goes on to meet them.

The giants have the claws and sizes just like the dinosaurs but they are not so friendly. They kill the monkey ruthlessly because they have no eyes.

They continue what they were doing; destroying the nature.



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