the most unique and awesome soccer ad from Nike

This is an ad made by Nike named Take Tt to the Next Level which I think should win the prize for the best commercial of the year. This ad is viewed from a made up soccer player who starts his career in arsenal and goes through many hardships to finally be a member of Netherlands national team. Here you can see Wayne Mark Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldo, William Gallas, Zlatan Ibrahimović , Marco Materazzi and others!

This is my new favorite ad from Nike. My old favorite one was one that said "yesterday you said tomorrow."

How To Stop Procrastinating

How To Stop Procrastinating

Step1

Think about why you procrastinate: Are you afraid of failing at the task? Are you a perfectionist and only willing to begin working after every little element is in place? Are you easily distracted?

Step2

Break up a large, difficult project into several smaller pieces. Tackle each piece separately.

Step3

Set deadlines for completion. Try assigning yourself small-scale deadlines ' for example, commit to reading a certain number of pages in the next hour.

Step4

Work in small blocks of time instead of in long stretches. Try studying in one- to two-hour spurts, allowing yourself a small break after each stint.

Step5

Start with the easiest aspect of a large, complex project. For example, if you're writing an academic paper and find that the introduction is turning out to be hard to write, start writing the paper's body instead.

Step6

Enlist others to help. Make a bet with your family, friends or co-workers that you will finish a particular project by a specified time, or find other ways to make yourself accountable.

Step7

Eliminate distractions or move to a place where you can concentrate. Turn off the television, the phone ringer, the radio and anything else that might keep you from your task.

A classic but funny joke about Italians

This is what an Italian guy wrote after he visitted United Kingdom. I was at school today and couldn't keep a straight face because I kept thinking about this joke.

Now I am a tella you story how I was treated at your hotella. I am a comm a from Roma as tourist to London and stay as a young a christian man at your hotella. When I comma in my room I see there is no shit on my bed, how can I sleep with no shit on my bed? So I calla down to receptione and tella: 'I wanna shit.' They tella me: 'Go to toilet.' I say:'No, no, no. 'I wanna shit on my bed'. They say: 'You better not shit on your bed, you sonnawabitch !' What is a sonnawabitch?
I go down for breakfast into restorante. I order bacon and eggs and two pisses of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tell a waitress and pointa of toast: 'I wanna piss !' She tella me 'Go to toilet'. I say: 'No, no, I wanna piss on my plate !' She then say to me: 'You bloody hella not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch!'Second person who do not eve know me calle me sonnawabitch. What is a sonnawabitch?
Later I go for dinner in your restorante. Spoon and knife is laid out, but no fock. I tella waitress: 'I wanna fock' and she tella me: 'Sure, everyone wanna fock.' I tella her: 'No, no, you do not understand me. I wanna fock on the table !' She tells me: 'So you sonnawabitch wanna fock on the table ? Get your ass out of here !' So I go to receptione and ask for bill. I no wanna stay in this hotella no more. When I have paid the bills, the portiera say to me: 'Thank you, and peace on you.' I say: Piss on you to, you sonnawabitch !' I go back to Italy. I never more comma stay to your hotel no more, you sonnawabitch.

easy way to learn business terms

I've always thought that using analogy and jokes is the best way to learn and this is an easy and unforgettable way to learn and understand business terms.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

That's Direct Marketing.

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You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,

"He's very rich. Marry him."

That's Advertising.

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number.

The next day you call and say, "Hi,I'm very rich. Marry me."

That's Telemarketing.

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You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink.

You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her

a ride, and then say,

"By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"

That's Public Relations.

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You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich."

That's Brand Recognition.

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback !!!!!

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

but you only have a lottery.

that's stock option.

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

but you only have a credit card and debt.

that's accounting fraud(window dressing).