Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Nissan unveils the future of the car "Pivo 2"




A futuristic car named Pivo 2 was unveiled in Tokyo. I love the little robot navigator and how the wheels of the car can go sideways. If this car becomes popular, it will save a lot of parking spaces.

Monday, December 17, 2007

Crime Scene at 1:37 p.m.




Aren't these just cute cat pictures? I hope you get a laugh out of this.

Saturday, December 15, 2007

very cute dog costume play pictures

Dog Vader


yodog




The dog's tale(parody of the night's tale)





Dog Sparrow




Dogracula


Aren't these just cute dogs? It looks like Dogracula has been doing a lot of costume plays. His face expression is so real.

My dream is to become the best b-boy there is!

Do you think I have a chance to become the best b-boy there is?

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Boobs through the years in video games.







The Best of the Breast

As graphics become more advanced, so do video game boobs. What first began as flat (yet still gigantic) breasts evolved into jiggling globes that defy the laws of physics. And while we'll never admit to being turned on by a buxom (and fictional) character, we know a good rack...ahem...art, when we see it. Join us for a brief history of boobs and the horn balls that created them.









Custer's Revenge

Platform: Atari 2600
Publisher: Mystique
Released: 1982


Although we detest this game's subject matter (General Custer rapes Native Americans), it was among the first to show boobs, a pioneer, if you will. We've yet to see what happens when General Custer reaches her, but considering the plot and the limited technology, some things are best left a mystery.









Metroid

Platform: NES
Publisher: Nintendo
Released: 1987


Wait a second. Samus is a woman? Indeed, and a nicely breasted one at that. At the game's conclusion, the deadly bounty hunter ditches her power suit and models her goodies in a skimpy bikini. That is, of course, if you manage to achieve the "breast" ending.









Double Dragon

Platform: Various
Publisher: Various
Released: 1987

We take exception to Double Dragon's opening scene, which shows the beautifully breasted Marian getting punched in the gut and carried off by a gang of thugs. First, violence against women makes us angry. Second...uhh guys...we WERE looking at her. Bring her back.










King of Fighters

Platform: Various
Publisher: SNK
Released: 1994

When it comes to 2-D breasts, no character tops Mai Shiranui (on the left), the nimble minx in SNK's King of Fighters games. As teenagers, we were hypnotized by her bouncing chesticles, which resulted in getting our asses handed to us. Her trademark phrase, "Me Bouncy", could not be further from the truth.









Dead or Alive 2

Platform: Dreamcast, PS2
Publisher: Tecmo
Released: 2000

We can't talk boobs without covering Tecmo's Dead or Alive franchise. The original, released on Sega Saturn in 1996, showcases well-endowed ladies, except their breasts bounce, which did for 3-D games what King of Fighters did for 2-D offerings. Its sequel, DOA2, ditched the pixilated characters for more detailed ones, thus captivating its audience even further. There we sat, entranced by these physics powered boobs of beauty, unaware that our wily opponent was about to deliver an axe kick to our noggins.








Dead or Alive 4

Platform: Xbox 360
Publisher: Tecmo
Released: 2005

Harnessing the power of the Xbox 360, DOA series creator Tomonobu Itagaki pushed the boundaries of breast physics with top heavy ladies that look sexy while kicking ass. How they stay erect still perplexes us.







Dead or Alive Xtreme 2

Platform: Xbox 360
Publisher: Tecmo
Released: 2006

Proving yet again that they are masters of their domain, Tecmo upped the ante with DOA Xtreme 2, creating boobs that move independently of each other. It's like each mammary gland has its own mother brain. They call to us sometimes, ever so faintly in the summer night, the whisper traveling along the cool breeze. Excuse us for three minutes.




Tomb Raider Legend

Platform: Xbox 360
Publisher: Eidos
Released: 2006

What a difference a decade makes. Advancements in graphics technology allowed for Lara's drool worthy face lift, which included rounding her curves in all the right places. Instead of sporting imprisoned soccer balls in her shirt, she has more natural breasts and of course, sexy brown eyes.






Ninja Gaiden Sigma

Platform: PS3
Publisher: Tecmo
Released: 2007

Ninja Gaiden's Rachel is a fiend hunter that dazzles her opponents with her heaving mounds of fury before bashing their brains in. At least they were in heaven before she sent them to hell.





Heavenly Sword

Platform: PS3
Publisher: Sony
Released: 2007

Clearly, this is a case of boobs gone wrong. Sony, in its infinite wisdom, elected to cover up the game's star, Nariko, and instead subject us to lots of man boobage, which forced us to banish our PlayStation 3 consoles for several days until we fixed our retinas. From a design standpoint...umm...yeah, there's no excuse for this.





The Future ...
Although we can't predict the future, we think (it's a safe bet) that boobs will continue to enthrall audiences, thanks to determined game designers dedicated to showcasing the most vivacious ladies. Besides, with new technology and scores of skilled artists looking to make it big, we have a feeling that 3-D breasts are in good hands.



Source:gamedaily.com



Man when I was in elementary, I was sooo turned on by Mai Shiranui while playing king of fighters.

Monday, December 10, 2007

Very funny PES2008 bugs.



















































My favorite one is the 3rd one from the top lol.
Man I can't believe where PES series have come to.. We have a clear winner this year and it's FIFA 2008.. I hope PES Wii version will be good with online play.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

latest pictures of Keanu Reeves









He looks so funny when he sticks his tongue out on the second picture while working out.

The last picture looks also funny because he looks good in homeless outfit.

I haven't seen him in movies since The Lake House and I hope to see him soon in movie.

He's a Hollywood homeless man.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

OST from the movie Once "Falling Slowly" by Glen Hansard & Marketa Irglova

This song is an OST from the movie Once.

It's such a good song from such a good movie. This movie is a lot better than August Rush.

Watch the movie as it is easily one of the best movies on 2007.


Saturday, December 1, 2007

Friday, November 23, 2007

Jack Black sings korean version of ""What's New Pussy Cat?" in the Simpsons!

This is from episode 7 of season 19.

I love it because I understand it! But it's funny because some of the lyrics don't make sense.

I didn't know Jack Black had such good pronunciation. I'm going to be his fan!

If you understand Korean, read these.

안녕 푸시캣? 워우 워어우
안녕 푸시캣? 워우 워어우
푸시캣 푸시캣
난 꽃도 있고 함께 할 시간도 많으니
넌 가서 귀여운 네 코를 꾸며봐

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

A prison break joke.

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Man I laughed so hard when I saw this, my stomache hurt.. This makes me wanna see prison break. T-bag should win an emmy for this.

Clever advertisements with awesome ideas.(also funny)

These advertisements are clever ads using distance as an idea.



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Just looking at this pic makes me dizzy.
Where are we? What are we doing in this pic?
It's an ad for trampoline Jumpmax.





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This is an ad for Volkswagon's New Passat Variant.
The trunk is so big that a cactus and a balloon, or a dog and a cat can be in the same trunk.





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This ad also shows big space in the trunk
You can have your own wine storehouse and a hospital.
It's an ad for Italian car company Iveco's Daily 49.12 van.




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Why is this lady's body squeezed on something?







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And why is this guitarist's body squeezed?


Ha. This happened because of the digital zoom feature on the Nokia's camera lens.
It's an ad for Nokia's N93i with digital zoom camera feature..


Another ad showing off the zooming power.
It's Kodak's DSLR camera Easyshare P880 ad.

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you get so close to the object with this zoom that you're actually right next to them.











It's a similar concept ad from Nikon.
It's an ad for ultra wide lens.
"It's all in the shot."
This ad puts a smile on my face. :)

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Looking at ladies from a camera inside a mouth.
Why does he have to stay so far away from attractive women??



"Speak closer".
It's an ad for mint Smint which will let you get closer to ladies.


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A man who was having bbq party is pushed to the window by the grass and trees...




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Same fate happended to a lady who was enjoying the sun.
"Don't wait too long."
It's an ad for weedkiller Stihl.





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Why is the mouse pad so wide...




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and why are files failing to be transffered?
This ad is a wide monitor ad from Eyevision showing how wide their monitors are.




The final ad is push-up bra ad from Valisere. You will never forget it once you see it.

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See you later...

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Review of Little Miss Sunshine


Little Miss Sunshine (2006), directed by Jonathan Dayton and Valerie Faris, and written by Michael Arndt, is in my opinion one of the top 3 movies of the year along with The Prestige and The Departed(Children of Men came in close 4th).


Review of the movie(contains spilers)


What does it mean to have a family? what does it means to have someone who is not perfect as your family members? This movie is all about family members who can't be further from perfect. A father who can't provide living for the family with his lectures on winners and losers, a mother who is a chainsmoker, a gay uncle who tried committing suicide when his boyfriend left him, a brother who is mute by choice until he becomes a test pilot, a grandpa who is a pothead and got kicked out of senior apartments because of that. These are the members of Olive, a little 7 year old girl who wants to participate on the Little Miss Sunshine contest. So they go on a trip they will never forget to go to the contest on a car that won't be in a gear without being pushed until about 20 mph.

The characters in this movie are so lovable and relatable. The first 5 minutes of the movie introduces the characters with minimal dialogues and we can tell we're in for a great ride. Everyone except Olive has a flaw just like we all do. It is just so funny watching them interact on the trip because they are so different. During the trip, the grandpa dies of overdose of heroine the father learns that his lectures just won't sell, the brother learns his color blind which means he can't become a test pilot and starts yelling "f&%$!." In the end, they get to the beauty peagent in which Olive shows her crazy moves to the song "super freak" and she is ordered to be stopped but the whole family the joins her and dances on the stage. At last they realize that it is the family that is the most important and go back home with hopes.

This is a movie close to perfection: perfect cast, awesome performance, awesome editing, and awesome script. Steve Carrel is always talented and it was great to see two young actor and actresses perform so well(Paul Dano and Abigail Breslin). It's a family movie that can't be shared by every family member because of the drug scene but I would love to watch this anyone older than 13. (This should have been PG-13 with language cut down a little bit). It was also great to see Dwayne(the brother) and Richard(the father) change throughout the movie as Dwayne learns he can't be a pilot and Richard learns his contract with a publisher was just a midsummer night's dream. There are so many great dialogues in this film from the first time screenwriter Michael Arndt. I think is the best dialogue from the film is when Dwayne is encouraged to live his life to the fullest by Frank(the uncle)'s speech about Proust "Anyway, he uh... he gets down to the end of his life, and he looks back and decides that all those years he suffered, Those were the best years of his life, 'cause they made him who he was. All those years he was happy? You know, total waste. Didn't learn a thing." Now that is a quote anyone can benefit from. However, I cried when Richard said "Oh my God, I'm getting pulled over. Everyone, just... pretend to be normal. " Normal?! I just couldn't stop laughing and had to stop the film for a second. Also I just love the ending of the movie which ends very smoothly, everyone just happy that they have each other. Isn't that how families are supposed to be? I am so glad I have a family albeit they maybe not be perfect.

If you have problems with your family or just want to laugh, or want to watch a great movie, do not miss this gem.


Or just watch the movie just to see the Miss California in it!

Overall 9/10

Memorable quotes from the movie:

Dwayne: I wish I could just sleep until I was eighteen and skip all this crap-high school and everything-just skip it.
Frank: You know Marcel Proust?
Dwayne: He's the guy you teach.
Frank: Yeah. French writer. Total loser. Never had a real job. Unrequited love affairs. Gay. Spent 20 years writing a book almost no one reads. But he's also probably the greatest writer since Shakespeare. Anyway, he uh... he gets down to the end of his life, and he looks back and decides that all those years he suffered, Those were the best years of his life, 'cause they made him who he was. All those years he was happy? You know, total waste. Didn't learn a thing. So, if you sleep until you're 18... Ah, think of the suffering you're gonna miss. I mean high school? High school-those are your prime suffering years. You don't get better suffering than that.

Grandpa: A real loser is someone who's so afraid of not winning he doesn't even try.

I can already see that Abigail Breslin will be bigger than Dakota Fanning because she was the best actress in the movie, even better than Steve Carell!!