Thursday, September 25, 2008

Capcom wants you to join their company! look at what they are offering.

This was the advertisement from Capcom in 2007.



- This job has a barrier that is almost impossible to break unless you love programming.
- This job includes grotesque schedule.
- This job requires your commitment to fight cruel bugs through the end.
- This job requires you to have courage to stand up to your cruel producers.
- This job might make you think you are working even when you are playing.
- This job might make you say bad things to the new members of the company.
- This job might make you turn Hollywood into your enemy.
- Because of the work environment, you might think your PC at home is a piece of crap.
- Every member of the company is over 18 but you need to have the mind of a child.
- There are many people who say "let us now do..." in this company.
- This job has tasks that are unteachable because they are so new.
- Your workspace might get smaller because of action figures and other toys collected by your work friends.
- This job has achievement that is as addictive as drugs.
- This job has countless people who will fight you in a game.
- You might have to be responsible for games that didn't sell.
- There are "surely" women in the company. (And they are welcome.)
- Finally, without you, Resident Evil 5 might not ever come out.