A classic but funny joke about Italians

This is what an Italian guy wrote after he visitted United Kingdom. I was at school today and couldn't keep a straight face because I kept thinking about this joke.

Now I am a tella you story how I was treated at your hotella. I am a comm a from Roma as tourist to London and stay as a young a christian man at your hotella. When I comma in my room I see there is no shit on my bed, how can I sleep with no shit on my bed? So I calla down to receptione and tella: 'I wanna shit.' They tella me: 'Go to toilet.' I say:'No, no, no. 'I wanna shit on my bed'. They say: 'You better not shit on your bed, you sonnawabitch !' What is a sonnawabitch?
I go down for breakfast into restorante. I order bacon and eggs and two pisses of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tell a waitress and pointa of toast: 'I wanna piss !' She tella me 'Go to toilet'. I say: 'No, no, I wanna piss on my plate !' She then say to me: 'You bloody hella not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch!'Second person who do not eve know me calle me sonnawabitch. What is a sonnawabitch?
Later I go for dinner in your restorante. Spoon and knife is laid out, but no fock. I tella waitress: 'I wanna fock' and she tella me: 'Sure, everyone wanna fock.' I tella her: 'No, no, you do not understand me. I wanna fock on the table !' She tells me: 'So you sonnawabitch wanna fock on the table ? Get your ass out of here !' So I go to receptione and ask for bill. I no wanna stay in this hotella no more. When I have paid the bills, the portiera say to me: 'Thank you, and peace on you.' I say: Piss on you to, you sonnawabitch !' I go back to Italy. I never more comma stay to your hotel no more, you sonnawabitch.

easy way to learn business terms

I've always thought that using analogy and jokes is the best way to learn and this is an easy and unforgettable way to learn and understand business terms.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

That's Direct Marketing.

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You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,

"He's very rich. Marry him."

That's Advertising.

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number.

The next day you call and say, "Hi,I'm very rich. Marry me."

That's Telemarketing.

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You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink.

You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her

a ride, and then say,

"By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"

That's Public Relations.

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You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich."

That's Brand Recognition.

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback !!!!!

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

but you only have a lottery.

that's stock option.

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

but you only have a credit card and debt.

that's accounting fraud(window dressing).